color–princess:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

rockbusted:

hotboyproblems:

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

cherubrock666:

pumpkinmcqueen:

dr-binchcraft:

wizardshark:

dailytweets:

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

I was definitely Japanese cherry blossom

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it